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BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone. Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional. If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.
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2 Converted| Speak Evils
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[26 Mar 2007|10:26pm] |
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1. My ex is still : Around
2. I am listening to : 'fits
3. Maybe I should : type
4. I love : EXT3
5. My best friends : LOVE ETX3
6. I don't understand : not a valid question
7. I lost my respect for : christians
8. I last drank : env1ga
9. The meaning of my display name is : I got a paper cut
10. Love is : Ignorant
11. Somewhere : nowhere
12. I will always : type
13. Love seems to be : Ignorant
14. I never ever want to lose : My mind
15. My mobile phone is : large
16. When I woke up this morning : I left
17. I get annoyed at : the majority
18. Parties : Should involve PCI cards somehow
19. My pet : runs
20. Chocolate : no
21. Today I : did this thing
22. I wish : I had a job
23. I really want : A presentable transcript
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY—
What would you rather be called?
01. Babe or baby : Jackass
02. Sweetie or Hunny : Cuntbag
03. Darling or Hunny : Shitface
PRESENTLY-
01. is your hair wet? : Not that I know of
02. is your cell phone right by you? : Yep
03. do you miss someone? : Yes
04. are you wearing chap stick? : No
05. are you tired? : Always
06. are you excited? : Neh
07. are you watching tv? : Nope
08. are you wearing pajamas? : No
HAVE YOU-
01. recently done anything you regret? : Yes
02. ever lied? : What the fuck kind of ? that be?
03. ever stuck gum under a desk? : Yes
04. ever kicked someone? : Yes
05. ever tripped over your own feet? : Yes
TODAY-
01. have you cursed? : -_-
02. have you yelled at someone? : Yes
03. have you gotten mad at someone? : Ohhhh fuck this shit.
RANDOM-
Q: is there a person who is on your mind right now? I fucking hate this thing
Q: do you have any siblings? Yep
Q: Do you want children? No
Q: do you smile often? Yea
Q: do you wish on stars? Fuck no
Q: do you untie your shoes every time you take them off? Sometime
Q: when did you last cry? '04 election
Q : do you like your handwriting? Not really
Q: I can't wait until : Compy show
Q: Is tom on your friends list? : Myspace isn't on my RL friends list
Q: look to your right : no
Q: ever cried on your friend's shoulder? : no
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7 Converted| Speak Evils
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[26 Feb 2007|12:22am] |
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Oh fuck yes.
I spent the weekend mostly getting caught up on projects that I keep putting off. Built an adjustable audio transmitter, adding it into a linemans phone to provide wireless beige boxing =p. I really need some motivation to start doing school/makeup work. Really really. Graduation sounds like it might be something I want. I also need a job to a ridiculous extent. I've put in applications at several places, but apparently I'm too cool to work for them. I've been wanting to get into reading/writing RFID tags for a while, but it's costly no my budget of..... jack shit. But what I really could use is an old disposable camera. Soooo, if anyone happens to posses one, I would defiantly be thankful for it. It doesn't need film, or batteries, just flash. Bertha is justs dandy. Very Low Maintenance, which is good, because I'm not too sure of how to maintain. I've been working on getting a server up for my 250+gigs of movies I'd like to put up on it, which brings me right back to needing a job.
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[18 Feb 2007|05:56pm] |
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Hello, this is Brad again. Mandriva is a damn good distro. I like mandriva. You know what else I like?... new kids on the block. Hell yeah I just said new kids on the block. Yesterday I went over to Bertha's house and we watched a new kids on the block video. She wanted to turn it off, but I said noo. You know what, I am going to play monopoly with her today.. I am such a gentleman.
I have a nephew who wants to be an astronaut and calls people "ding dongs".
I have the hiccups. Bye.
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| Hello, my name is Brad. |
[25 Jan 2007|10:01pm] |
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I didn't go to school today because I slept in. I should have went because grades are important. I need to graduate so I can move to Chicago with two very fine people. But I am not worried because I am a fucking genius. I read science magazines for fun. I am also so adorable. When I say adorable, I mean really really fucking cute.
I hung out with Bertha today. Oh maaan, she is sooo pretty and fun to be with and smart and amazing. I gave her a burnt-out resistor ring but she can't find it right now becuase she is a little absent minded and loses everything. She giggles a lot, but that is okay because she gives kind of okay head for a beginner.
I am now a male prostitute. Most of my clients are foreign house wives that are lonely when their husbands are at work or out cheating on them. It makes great money and I enjoy it.
If anyone wants to donate any old electronics to me, I would love it. I would give them a great home.
peace out niggas
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