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Fri, 01 Jun 2007 07:41:44 GMT

Old, but still funny

Sun, 15 Apr 2007 08:37:42 GMT

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.

If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.

Tue, 27 Mar 2007 06:40:45 GMT

1. My ex is still : Around

2. I am listening to : 'fits

3. Maybe I should : type

4. I love : EXT3

5. My best friends : LOVE ETX3

6. I don't understand : not a valid question

7. I lost my respect for : christians

8. I last drank : env1ga

9. The meaning of my display name is : I got a paper cut

10. Love is : Ignorant

11. Somewhere : nowhere

12. I will always : type

13. Love seems to be : Ignorant

14. I never ever want to lose : My mind

15. My mobile phone is : large

16. When I woke up this morning : I left

17. I get annoyed at : the majority

18. Parties : Should involve PCI cards somehow

19. My pet : runs

20. Chocolate : no

21. Today I : did this thing

22. I wish : I had a job

23. I really want : A presentable transcript

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY—

What would you rather be called?
01. Babe or baby : Jackass
02. Sweetie or Hunny : Cuntbag
03. Darling or Hunny : Shitface

PRESENTLY-
01. is your hair wet? : Not that I know of
02. is your cell phone right by you? : Yep
03. do you miss someone? : Yes
04. are you wearing chap stick? : No
05. are you tired? : Always
06. are you excited? : Neh
07. are you watching tv? : Nope
08. are you wearing pajamas? : No

HAVE YOU-
01. recently done anything you regret? : Yes
02. ever lied? : What the fuck kind of ? that be?
03. ever stuck gum under a desk? : Yes
04. ever kicked someone? : Yes
05. ever tripped over your own feet? : Yes

TODAY-
01. have you cursed? : -_-
02. have you yelled at someone? : Yes
03. have you gotten mad at someone? : Ohhhh fuck this shit.

RANDOM-
Q: is there a person who is on your mind right now? I fucking hate this thing

Q: do you have any siblings? Yep

Q: Do you want children? No

Q: do you smile often? Yea

Q: do you wish on stars? Fuck no

Q: do you untie your shoes every time you take them off? Sometime

Q: when did you last cry? '04 election

Q : do you like your handwriting? Not really

Q: I can't wait until : Compy show

Q: Is tom on your friends list? : Myspace isn't on my RL friends list

Q: look to your right : no

Q: ever cried on your friend's shoulder? : no

Mon, 26 Feb 2007 06:49:55 GMT

Oh fuck yes.
I spent the weekend mostly getting caught up on projects that I keep putting off. Built an adjustable audio transmitter, adding it into a linemans phone to provide wireless beige boxing =p. I really need some motivation to start doing school/makeup work. Really really. Graduation sounds like it might be something I want. I also need a job to a ridiculous extent. I've put in applications at several places, but apparently I'm too cool to work for them. I've been wanting to get into reading/writing RFID tags for a while, but it's costly no my budget of..... jack shit. But what I really could use is an old disposable camera. Soooo, if anyone happens to posses one, I would defiantly be thankful for it. It doesn't need film, or batteries, just flash. Bertha is justs dandy. Very Low Maintenance, which is good, because I'm not too sure of how to maintain. I've been working on getting a server up for my 250+gigs of movies I'd like to put up on it, which brings me right back to needing a job.

Mon, 19 Feb 2007 00:11:58 GMT

Hello, this is Brad again. Mandriva is a damn good distro. I like mandriva. You know what else I like?... new kids on the block. Hell yeah I just said new kids on the block. Yesterday I went over to Bertha's house and we watched a new kids on the block video. She wanted to turn it off, but I said noo. You know what, I am going to play monopoly with her today.. I am such a gentleman.
I have a nephew who wants to be an astronaut and calls people "ding dongs".
I have the hiccups. Bye.

It was only a matter of time.....

Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:17:53 GMT

Hello, my name is Brad.

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 04:17:46 GMT

I didn't go to school today because I slept in. I should have went because grades are important. I need to graduate so I can move to Chicago with two very fine people. But I am not worried because I am a fucking genius. I read science magazines for fun. I am also so adorable. When I say adorable, I mean really really fucking cute.
I hung out with Bertha today. Oh maaan, she is sooo pretty and fun to be with and smart and amazing. I gave her a burnt-out resistor ring but she can't find it right now becuase she is a little absent minded and loses everything. She giggles a lot, but that is okay because she gives kind of okay head for a beginner.
I am now a male prostitute. Most of my clients are foreign house wives that are lonely when their husbands are at work or out cheating on them. It makes great money and I enjoy it.

If anyone wants to donate any old electronics to me, I would love it. I would give them a great home.
peace out niggas

Dear Diary.................

Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:00:00 GMT

Updating. Oh yes. I've been reading up a lot on CMB (Cosmic Microwave Background), which is a really interesting subject. It deals with the very edge of the universe and such. I really need to catch up on my medical terminology work. But what I REALLY need to do is find an area of science I can stick with, rather than jumping around. I love nearly every field of science, be it neurology, microbiology, digital electronics, or astronomy. After being the only student in a class of 30 who knew what a quantum was, I was asked how I know what I do.(Theres this cool new thing called a book, or even easier the intraweb!!!) Not with cruel intentions or anything, but it still pissed me off. I don't like a lot of those people. People who would rather stay with a job they hated just for the good pay, so they can buy a 50" TV to sit in front of all night after work. People who want to get money but don't know why. People who are more concerned about the year the Spanish American war started than why it arose. Oh, and people who don't know what quanta are and don't care to know. Fuck. That.

P.S. If anyone can sew my converse back together, I'd greatly appreciate it. And I'd buy you some sweet coffee and some even sweeter conversation.

what what?

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 04:43:13 GMT

<img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e54/Navi00/010507_22102.jpg">

Fun shite.

Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:21:39 GMT

Rather than have a series of defined resolutions, I'm sticking with what I am expecting in the next year...

~2ØØ7~
-I hope to graduate with a GPA and a class rank that at least mean something.
-In an effort to speed up my information absorption, I'm going to try to read at least 3 books a week, varying on the size and other factors.
-Begin to incorporate calculus into real-world applications, specifically physics.
-Moving to Chicago should be a good change. I think it would make for a better environment to continue my education. Oh, and wifi.
-Hopefully I'll find a single woman to be with rather than being indecisive
-I plan on leeching as much money of my parents as I can before I move out. This will take careful planning and manipulation
-Getting a well paying job with minimal hours
-[15:30] PapCut24: I should have a new years resolution to not get an sTD

[15:31] hitheycallmedhay: Or to finally clean out and sort through all of that fucking computer bullshit in every compartment in that hole you call a room?
yes.
-Develop a regular-interval sleep pattern

Sat, 30 Dec 2006 06:57:17 GMT

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 17:52:15 GMT

I rented a porno last night. Who would have known such a familiar face would pop up.

From that point it was just a blur of vomiting and sex acts I can't even describe in the state of Indiana.

Sat, 16 Dec 2006 21:26:06 GMT

I confess that in 2006 I...

( ) stayed single for the whole year
( ) got your first kiss
(x) kissed someone new
( ) made-out for the first time
(x) made-out in/on a car
(x) kissed in the snow
( ) celebrated Halloween
(x) kissed in the rain
(x) fell in love
( ) had your heart broken
(x) broke someone else's heart
(x) had a stalker
(x) had a good relationship with someone
(x) someone questioned your sexual orientation
( ) came out of the closet
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx) gotten pregnant
( ) gotten someone else pregnant
( ) had an abortion
( ) gotten married
( ) had a divorce
(x) dated someone you'll never forget
(x) done something you've regretted
( ) lost your true love
( ) lost faith in love
(x) kissed under miseltoe

WORK/SCHOOL
( ) got a promotion
(x) got a pay raise
(x) changed jobs
(x) waited until one day before to begin a project
(x) lost your job
(x) quit your job
( ) dated a co-worker
( ) dated your boss
( ) dated your boss' daughter/son
( ) got fired from your job
( ) took an honors/advanced class
(x) broke the dress code
( ) jacked off/fingered in class
(x) sent to the principles office for misbehavior
( ) got straight A's
(x) met one teacher you really like
(x) met one teacher you really hated
(x) failed a class
(x) cut class
(x) kicked someone in the testes
(x) skipped school
(x) got into a fight with a classmate
(x) did something you were proud of
(x) discovered a new talent
( ) gave the teachers a reason to teach
(x) proved yourself an idiot
(x) embarassed yourself in front of the class
( ) fell in love with a teacher
(x) intentionally tripped someone at school
( ) got lead in the school play
( ) made a varsity team
(x) were involved in something you'll never forget

OTHER
(x) painted a picture
(x) wrote a poem
(x) ran a mile
(x) gave or received a blowjob
(x) seen a live concert
( ) shopped at Hollister or Abercrombie and Fitch
( ) posted a blog on MySpace
(x) listened to music you couldn't stand
(x) double-dipped
(x) skinny-dipped
(x) went to a sleepover
(x) went camping
(x) threw a surprise party
(x) laughed till you cried
( ) laughed till you peed in your pants
(x) flirted shamelessly
(x) visited a foreign country
(x) visted a new state
(x) cooked a disasterous meal
(x) drove the car drunk
(x) lost something important to you
(x) lied about how old you were
(x) got a gift you adore
( ) drank way too much
(x(almost.bah.) almost got arrested
(x) prank called someone
( )saw a college football game in person

Mon, 04 Dec 2006 04:21:36 GMT

[23:19] PapCut24: I am not a whore
[23:19] PapCut24: I am an artist in the field of pussy

Wed, 29 Nov 2006 06:59:29 GMT

mmmk, this is the wikipedia game
Find the most abstract, pointless, and humorous article you can and post it.
Mine will surely be topped, but here it goes anyways:
Wikipuhleaze

Wed, 29 Nov 2006 06:15:47 GMT

ahahahhahhahahahah
ahahahhahahahhaha
ahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahhaha:
hahahahahaah

Cock Sandwhich

Fri, 10 Nov 2006 11:05:26 GMT

1. Your Middle Name:

2. Age:

3. Single or Taken:

4. Favorite Movie:

5. Favorite Song:

6. Favorite Band/Artist:

7. Dirty or Clean:

8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:

HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...

1. Do we know each other outside of LJ?

2. What is your philosophy on life?

3. Would you have my back in a fight?

4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?

5. What is your favorite memory of us?

6. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:

7. Can we get together and make a cake?

8. Do you think I'm a good person?

9. Would you drive across country with me?

10. If you could change anything about me, would you?

11. What do you wear to sleep?

12. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?

13. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?

14. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?

It's not a threat. It's a promise.

Fri, 03 Nov 2006 00:59:19 GMT

Thu, 02 Nov 2006 03:04:23 GMT

well, I'm lame

Mon, 30 Oct 2006 21:14:15 GMT

Leave a comment with your username and I'll give you an honest compliment.
The catch, however, is you have to post this in your own journal to spread the love. Memes are viral that way.

Fri, 27 Oct 2006 18:20:32 GMT

This shit is hardcore cp:
http://www.hdm-stuttgart.de/~gw07/movie/iArm_high.mov

Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:55:27 GMT

And when the cops, when they assigned a whole army to stop Jimmy, what'd he do? He made 'em partners.

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 04:48:37 GMT

It's only a matter of time now.
http://serotonet.9.forumer.com/

Wed, 04 Oct 2006 00:40:23 GMT

What they said: We're gonna need you to come in on saturday to dishwash
What I heard: We're gonna need you to come into worked blitzed beyond thought and wander around for a while.
Talk about miscommunication

aye!

Tue, 19 Sep 2006 22:07:15 GMT